Dear So and So...

Dear Tabloid TV,
Yes, he cheated on Sandra Bullock. More than once? I’m not surprised. She was too good for him anyways. But, enough already. He cheated. She left. End of story. Let’s move on now, shall we?
Regards,
Tired of watching the same ole thing


Dear Ms. Ann Coulter
I know you are in Canada this week. The US news shows are all over you. Yes, we have freedom of speech in this country. But, I for one, think you cross the line. I don’t want to hear your ignorant ramblings on. You may speak louder, and get more attention than most, but that doesn’t mean that what you say is valid, true, or worth listening to. Your shock-journalistic style is insulting. Your facts are wrong (for your information, Canada did NOT fight in the Vietnam war). And I am aghast to think that your opinions are considered “free speech” and not “hatred”. So, say what you have to say, and be gone with you.
Signed,
A proud Canadian


Dear Mr. Bill Gates
I don’t know why my IP address was blacklisted so I could not email my husband this week.
I don’t know why my laptop refused to boot up until I tried 3 times, and finally resorted to begging it to start up without problems.
I don’t know why my customer’s cheques are not printing.
I don’t know why I can’t get that neat little gadget to load onto my blog.
I don’t know why S couldn’t post her comments on my blog.
So, Mr. Gates, if you could find the time to take a look at these questions, and send me the answers, I would be most appreciative.
Thanks,
PC User