What?

I went to the grocery store today. Walking past the milk section, I glanced over, and that's when I saw it. Staring back at me was none other than a carton of...
EGG NOG!!!!!!!!
Yup, you read that right. Egg nog. The "Christmas" drink. Out on the shelf, in plain view, on this, the 2nd day of October.
Too soon. Way too soon.